“Seborrhea Face” (To the Tune of Lady Gaga’s "Poker Face")

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Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

You think it’s hot out there, come to Texas please
So humid and sticky, baby has seborrhea on her knees (I hate it)
Rash on her baby skin, infant eczema cream to start
And when that doesn’t work, the frantic scratching breaks my heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
The weather’s hot, see now what she’s got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
The weather’s hot, see now what she’s got

[Chorus:]

It’s so sad
It’s so sad
To see her seborrhea face
(wouldn’t wish it on her body)

It’s so sad
It’s so sad
To see her seborrhea face
(wouldn’t wish it on her body)

S-s-seb-orrhea face, seb-or-rhea face
(Mum mum mum mah)
S-s-seb-orrhea face, seb-or-rhea face
(Mum mum mum mah)

Bad rash on baby skin, such a hard sight to see
Seborrhea diaper rash brings tears out on me (I hate it)
Infant eczema cream stops working after one
We had to see the pedi for a steroid. Isn’t fun, fun.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
The weather’s hot, see now what she’s got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
The weather’s hot, see now what she’s got

[Chorus]

S-s-seb-orrhea face, seb-or-rhea face
(Mum mum mum mah)
S-s-seb-orrhea face, seb-or-rhea face
(Mum mum mum mah)

Said it’d go away by age two
Well, almost two
Got no feelin’ that it is healin’
Months less than four, will there really be eczema no more?
Wouldn’t bet at the casino
Looking at the seborrhea now
I hope for this, I hope for this
By age two she’ll feel marvelous

[Chorus x3]
[x3]

S-s-seb-orrhea face, seb-or-rhea face
(Mum mum mum mah)
S-s-seb-orrhea face, seb-or-rhea face
(Mum mum mum mah)

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