(This is my original work; please ask permission before copying or reposting)Mum mum mum mahMum mum mum mahYou think it’s hot out there, come to Texas pleaseSo humid and sticky, baby has seborrhea on her knees (I hate it)Rash on her baby skin, infant eczema cream to startAnd when that doesn’t work, the frantic scratching … Continue reading “Seborrhea Face” (To the Tune of Lady Gaga’s "Poker Face")